This is an actual transcript from a LiveChat we received yesterday. Enjoy:

Customer Service: How may I help you?
DCH: Hi and how are you today?
Customer Service: Great day and you?
DCH: Good thank you.
DCH: I was wondering what to do on a challange issue.
Customer Service: Could you clarify?
DCH: An "El Notori" has challanged me (Notary) to a fight to the death, weapon of notary seal. should I accept?
Customer Service: Of course
DCH: Thank you so much for the go ahaid on this matter wise and great Notary service. I shall fight proud and well on behalf of all Notary!